The following bits of corvine humor were either overheard, gleaned from friends, or just struck me at the oddest time and are being recorded for posterity. (Yep, they're corny, aren't they?)
 Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little crow girls and boys?
A: Santa Caws!
Q: Where do crows take their automobiles for gasoline?
A: The Ama-crow station!
Q: Why should you never let a crow use your telephone?
A: Crows like to make long distance caws!
Q: Why do crows never receive a busy signal when they call each other on the telephone?
A: They all have caw-waiting!
Q: Where do crows congregate to have a cold one?
A: The Crow Bar! (And some of the bad crow guys hang around amidst the crocus (crow-cuss)!
Q: What is the name of one coin in the corvine monetary system?
A: A caw-ter!
Q: What do crows like to drink in the morning?
A: Caw-fee!
Q: What sort of crow sticks to a wall when it hits it?
A: A vel-crow (Velcro).
Q: What is an albino crow called?
A: Caw-casian.
Q: Why is it you never see a dead crow in the road?
A: Be-caws there is always a look out saying "Caw! Caw!" ("car, car!")
Q: How can you tell when a crow is insane?
A: When it's a raven.
Q: What Presidential primary event do all the crows gather for?
A: The Iowa CAW-cus.
Q: Why did the crow lead his flock?
A: It was his cawling!
Q: What sport do crows like best?
A: Crow-quet!
Q: Where do all crows come from?
A: Crow-atia.
Q: Why are there crows?
A: 'caws!
Q: Do crows write poety?
A: Of 'caws!
Joke Written by Wolfie S Gonsalves
A Crow-Lover from Fairhaven, MA (Massachusetts)!
Q: Why did I start this section of my site?
A: Be-caws! Well, to be honest, someone sent me a couple of corvine jokes, and the mischievious corvine in me has been released!
Q: What did the crow use to waterproof his nest?
A: Caw-king!
If you would like to share your corvine humor with others, please send an e-mail to me. I will be more than happy to give you credit for your submission, or perhaps you might want to be caw-tious and remain anonymous!
Many thanks to those who have submitted their shiny little objects of corvine humor!
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